Franchise: Star Trek: The Next Generation, Star Trek: The Original Series
Storyline: Star Trek Parodies, Star Wreck
Paperback Page Count: 117
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Captain James T. Smirk
He’s Starfreak Command’s elder statesman, back in action after an eighty-year retirement with his old crew, “the galaxy’s original well-balanced, multi-ethnic, equal opportunity team.” How do they stay alive? It’s all thanks to Mr. Smock’s discovery of that life-giving substance — yogurt!
Captain Jean-Lucy Ricardo
He and his “next generation” crew have enough trouble trying to defeat the menace of the Cellulites — the galaxy’s biggest, baddest, most obese aliens — without having to put up with a bunch of over-the-hill space geezers. Can their combined forces survive the awesome Cellulite encounter? Will romance blossom between Captain Smirk and Counselor Dee Troit — when all he wants out of life is a cute yeoman with a beehive hairdo? And can little Westerley Flusher, child prodigy and cosmic Twinkie addict, save the day — as usual?
When captains collide, it’s a Star Wreck